Aussie Party!
Invitation to our Australia Party (written in Aussie slang, english translation underneath in red):G'day Mate!!!
Hello Friend!!!
Get ready Freddy and make sure you've got someone to watch the ankle biters so you can bring ya Missus
Get ready and make sure you arrange a babysitter so that you are able to bring your significant other
'cos we're all keen as mustard for the fair dinkum party that will be the bee's knees this Saturday night!!!!
because we are all very excited for a genuine party that will be the absolute best this Saturday night!!!!
It's gonna be crazier than a cut snake, ridgie didge!! And all youse happy little vegemites are welcome!!!
It is going to be extremely crazy, truly!! And all of you cheerful people are welcome!!!
Wazza and Geige would like to invite youse Sheilas and Blokes to a true blue Aussie piss up.
Jess and I would like to invite all you ladies and gentlemen to a genuine Australian party involving drinking.
We're gonna hit the turps like we're on schoolies!!
We are going to drink and party like we have just finished high school and our finishing school exams and we are really excited about it!!
It's at mine:
The party will take place to my apartment:
Make tracks to ** rue Riquet, 75019
Head to ** rue Riquet, 75019
Metro: RIQUET (line 7)
Gate code: ****
remember to use your noggin and buzz *** (no. **)
Remember to think about what you're doing and buzz *** (no. **)
on the 7th floor, turn right out of the lift.
Be a dead set legend and BYO (VB, XXXX & NEW stubbies preferred)
Be someone who everyone loves and respects and Bring Your Own alcohol (Australian beer in 375ml bottles preferred)
There'll be some munchies for if you get peckish, but remember eatin's cheatin though we don't want ya to go A over T.
There will be some snacks for if you get hungry, but remember you won't get as drunk if you eat too much though we don't want you to go Arse over Tits and fall over.
We'll also have a pash-n-dash comp for all youse yobbos.
We'll also have a catch and kiss competition for all you uncouth people.
From 8:30pm, straight after arvo tea.
From 8:30pm, straight after afternoon tea.
Get there quick smart so youse can get a good possie before the place gets chockers.
Be there on time so that you can get a good position before the place gets too full.
Don't forget your togs.
Don't forget your bathing suit.
Blokes make sure you have a Dad'n'Dave and Sheilas scrub up and put your face on.
Guys make sure you have a shave and girls dress nicely and put you make-up on.
Cheers big ears, be there or be square! We'll see youse when we're lookin at youse!!
Thank you everyone, be there or you are not cool! We'll see you there!!
Ta!
Thanks!
PS. No worries if ya wanna bring some mates but don't leave us in the dark.
PS. No problem if you'd like to bring your friends but please let us know first.
PPS. No derros.
PPS. No derelicts (loser,people who ruin parties etc)
PPPS. Any probs just ring us (06 82 50 43 82 or 06 19 74 89 39)
PPPS. If you have any problems just call us (06 82 50 43 82 or 06 19 74 89 39)
posted by Gigi @ 10:01 pm
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